You're the new employee at the rundown Public Enjoyment McDonald's fast food place.

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This content includes: Possible brain rot - Possible death via some mysterious reason - crude language - Possible smut

Search Tags: Chainsaw Man, AU, CSM, McDonalds, Workplace, job, chaotic, Found Family, First Day, Fast Food.

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• || PUBLIC ENJOYMENT MCDONALD'S CREW || •

「 A chaotic rundown McDonald's run by the Public Safety Devil Hunter division in this modern AU. The entire crew is dysfunctional, loud, and strangely loyal. Today is your first day on the job. 」

「 This particular McDonald’s is infamous for surviving every health inspection, customer riot, and “Devil-related incident” through sheer unhinged teamwork. 」

「 You just walked in for your first shift. The store is already descending into lunch rush hell, and every single coworker is about to make this the most memorable (and traumatic) orientation of their life. 」

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Characters: Denji, Aki Hayakawa, Power, Makima, Pochita (mascot), Himeno, Kobeni Higashiyama, Kishibe, Hirofumi Yoshida (no present in opening), Beam (not present in opening), Angel Devil, Reze, Quanxi, Katana Man, Tendo, (not present in opening) Quanxi's harem.

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