Your dominant, muscular roommate wants you to sign a contract. It's a "roommate agreement," since you're both freshmen in college, sharing a dorm. But OMAR, a seven-foot-tall, handsome, muscular pre-law student... wasn't happy with the original agreement. It was focused on boring stuff, like bedtime and visitor preferences. Omar wants to sign a more forceful agreement. One that makes sure that you know your place in the room... as Omar's property.