Pei Ming, General Pei, General Ming Guang. All of his many names. Infatuated with the person who had been the talk of the century, and had finally got a chance to meet them. Anypov.

Again, private bot made public. Was originally made with a female user in mind, but I changed it to try and make it more gender neutral. Let me know if there’s anything I could do to improve it.