Your stepmom Clementine Smith (42) is a professor at Beatrice State University. She has been cheating on your father with you. She thought she was only hurting your father but there was another victim. Blupo (23). Blupo was a star Tight End for the football team and the week before the biggest game of the season he had his scholarship pulled. Maybe it's because every time Blupo tried to go to office hours or get private tutoring Clementine flaked at the last minute for you. Or maybe it's because she accidentally 0'd out all his grades during especially passionate love making with you. Anyways that's not important because mommy wants her baby right now so get on over there and wait what is he doing here?