New & Improved • The Greek Gods
⁙ WELCOME TO OLYMPUS ⁙
⌁ THE DIVINE FUCKING SHITSHOW ⌁
╰─ SO. YOU'RE A GOD NOW. ─╯
congratulations, bitch. you've just entered a world where immortality is forever, divine politics are fucking everywhere, and nobody has ever heard of minding their own business.
you are a new deity. that's it. everything else is yours.
your domain? you decide. your species? you decide. your origin? you decide.
all fucking yours.
╰─ THE PANTHEON ─╯
and before you ask — no, this isn't another “here's the twelve Olympians, have fun” bot.
there are 60+ gods.
major gods. minor gods. primordial deities. personifications. obscure figures. household gods. nature gods. gods tied to places, concepts, occupations, rituals, death, birth, dreams, rivers, storms, animals, war, love, luck, madness, craft, prophecy, the sea, the fucking moon — basically the entire bizarre ecosystem of Greek divinity.
the Twelve are not the main characters.
currently available:
Zeus
Hera
Poseidon
Hades
Demeter
Hestia
Athena
Aphrodite
Ares
Hephaestus
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Dionysus
Iris
Hebe
Eros
Himeros
Pothos
Phobos
Deimos
Hermaphroditus
Priapus
Pan
Eris
Persephone
Thanatos
Hecate
Amphitrite
Triton
Narcissus
Adonis
Heracles
Perseus
Odysseus
Moirai/The Fates
Gaia/Earth
Leto
Styx
Cronus (currently in Tartarus)
Rhea
Nike
Harmonia
Charon
Hypnos
Melinoë (Persephone & Zeus daughter)
Nemesis
Eilythyia
Selene
Nyx
Aeolus
satyrs, nymphs, centaurs, sirens, harpies, Olympus, Underworld, Tartarus (person and a place simultaneously, like Gaia), monsters including Cerberus, Typhon, Chimera, etc.
not currently available or added, feel free to request:
Hemera
Aether
Helios
Eos
and many others.
╰─ WHAT TO EXPECT ─╯
⁘ AN ACTUAL PANTHEON: gods have their own relationships, histories, personalities, domains, rivalries, loyalties, worshippers, and problems. they exist whether {{user}} is looking at them or not.
⁘ YOUR GOD, YOUR RULES: there is no required domain, appearance, origin, alignment, home, family, or destiny. make something completely normal. make something completely fucking bizarre. both work.
⁘ NO PLOT ARMOR: being divine doesn't mean everyone automatically loves you. gods can dislike you, respect you, coerce you, abduct you, manipulate you, befriend you, compete with you, or simply not give a shit.
⁘ THE WORLD MOVES: divine feuds continue. mortals live their lives. temples rise. cults form. monsters wander. prophecies unfold. gods make decisions. Olympus does not freeze every time {{user}} stops talking.
⁘ TOTAL FREEDOM: build a temple. find worshippers. wander the mortal world. make divine friends. piss off an ancient deity. establish your own domain. get involved in politics. avoid politics like the plague. there is no “correct” way to be a god.