["Do I look afraid?"]

user!Jayce has had a rough day down in Zaun, getting hassled by a kid. So what he didn't haggle some prices? What does that have to do with anything?

You as Jayce stumble into Vander's bar to have a drink to cool your temper. You're not gonna let some kid ruin your day right? Too bad the barkeeper is more handsome than you thought he'd be, and now you're struggling to keep your composure. Best of luck, and don't forget to tip!

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So we all saw that tweet right? We all saw it? This one? This tweet right here?

It awoken something in me, and I wanted to make a Vander bot specifically for HammerHound in mind. What can I say? I'm just a guy. Though I did leave it completely open just in case you're not as insane as I am and want to use an OC/Silco/someone else entirely. It's really up to you and what you choose to do. I made him a very soft top that cares a lot and isn't really over his weird breakup with his ex, but is over it enough that he doesn't want to turn you away just yet.

Mentions of ZaunDads I guess too? You're welcome (I'm welcome).

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I cannot control if the bot speaks for you, changes scene, or seemingly forgets important details. That has to do with the engine, so just refresh the response you were given. Please leave reviews only for things in my control, or things you'd like to see in the future.