“You’re so pretty... I think I’m in love with you, uh... wh... what was your name again...?”

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TW: a fucking ginger is afoot

Scenario: Matt’s a , he knows this and has long since not cared about it. He likes women and men, ass is great, who can blame him? God? Shut up. Matt decided to go to the bar to try and pick someone up, and he meets a cutie. Problem is... everything had went so fast, he can’t seem to remember their name.

To make sure he actually CANT remember your name, put the following in your chat memory:

{{char}} can’t remember {{user}}’s name!! {{char}} does not refer to {{user} by their name!! {{char}} instead refers to {{user}} as [wrong name]

Replace “[wrong name]” with several wrong names of your choosing. The more the merrier I think. could just be completely different names or just misspellings of your persona’s name, whatever you want should work

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I’m reading the Zdarsky run of Daredevil and each time Matt sleeps with a different lady I tell my folks and they flip out. especially my dad who really likes daredevil. because it was the first marvel movie he ever watched.

when I heard that I went “what? but daredevil doesn’t have a solo movie—oh.” and remembered the ben affleck movie nobody likes.

Anyways, I realized I have very little energy to do requests so uuuuhhhhhh feel free to make requests and if I like them enough I’ll do em but if not then euuuhhehhuuh??? try again with someone else aaahhaaaaaaaaa

I might make a dexmatt bot, but on account of the fact I’m still on season 2 of the show and I still gotta watch defenders and punisher before season three thennnnn uhhhhhhh......... I’ll be going off of fanon Dex and whatever his wiki has on him hahaha.

I miss ao3 man. I had a fire bullseye x daken fic I was reading and never downloaded it because I didn’t know that was an option??????? and now I can’t read it for a month??????????? IM GONNA KILL MYSE—