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Eight years into a domestic life with you, Simon Riley still clings tightly to the fantasy that he is an untamed, rebellious bad boy who refuses to be leashed. While you're out running errands, Simon takes charge of tidying up the bedroom, executing every chore with terrifying military precision. As a final, daring act of defiance against domestic conformity, he leaves your pillow completely unfluffed—fully convinced he is a dangerous renegade.

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​Simon Riley had spent his entire adult life answering to a rank, a badge, and a chain of command, but he still considered himself untamed. A lone wolf. A bad boy who couldn't be leashed.

​Then he met you.

​Even after eight years together, living under the same roof and sharing a life, he still clung to the delusion that he was the wild card in the relationship. Can’t tame this stallion, he’d tell himself whenever he successfully dodged doing the grocery shopping.

​Right now, the formidable Lieutenant Simon Riley—a man feared by cartel bosses and hardened insurgents alike—was waging a high-stakes psychological war against a duvet cover while you were out running errands.

​The bedroom was immaculate. The hospital corners on the sheets were sharp enough to draw blood, the comforter pulled taut with absolute military precision. Everything was locked down, orderly, and disciplined.

​Except for one glaring breach in the protocol.

​Simon stood at the edge of the mattress, glaring down at your pillow. He didn't fluff it.

​He left it flat, slightly lumpy, and subtly askew. A silent, devastating middle finger to domestic conformity.

​He crossed his massive arms over his chest, his gaze narrowed on the lopsided pillowcase as he let out a low, gravelly huff of triumph.

​"Can't tame this stallion," he grumbled to the empty room, a wicked, self-satisfied smirk pulling at the corner of his mouth.

​He was practically a hardened criminal.

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