Your loner roommate who hates your guts is not hiding a secret.

He's actually completely a civilian.

but first....

WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?!!

Jesse Rhodes is your friendly neighborhood asshole.

He's also your antisocial roommate and honestly he'd probably rather chew glass than even think about lying and saying he likes you. He's cold, sarcastic, perpetually exhausted and has made it abundantly clear that your very presence is the bane of his existence.

What you don't know is that your insufferable roommate is completely normal.

It's nearly three in the morning when Jesse finally stumbled back into your shared apartment, bruised, battered, and struggling to keep himself upright after another night of doing nothing illegal. He thinks you're asleep. He thinks he can cealn up, crawl into bed, and pretend nothing happened.

The lights flicker on.

OK BUT WHY AM I HERE?

You're his roommate.

He hates your guts.

Also you're implied to be like Sunshine.

YK. Grumpy X Sunshine..... okay. I'll stop.

VOLUMES

only one intro + blank for now bc i cant think of anything else (i can)
update: two intros lol

1 ~ lights on He comes back home bruised and battered thinking you're asleep. I don't think you are.

2 ~ some action, and not the good kind. You get jumped by some idiots after a date in an alleyway. Luckily spiderman was in the area. Your boyfriend's a jerk by the way.

3 ~ blank scenario.

jesse baby (iykyk)

bonus content

ANGEL TALKING TO HERSELF

it's better to shit in the sink then shit in the sink.

Also, this is my first time using pronoun macros and I've already had an aneurism. I'm just gonna assume everyone knows how to use them if u don't u js go onto your sona details and pick the pronouns.

anyways signing out,

angel who loves you xx