HELLO EVERYONE! Tis the season I finally have.. a break. Sorta- which means.. MORE MEALS!!! I have two angsty Bob specials nearly ready to go, they’re initial messages being baked while I finish dressing their bios with sugar, spice, and everything with heartache or rejection then I’ll be preparing.. the freakiness! Prepare for many sweet lustful treats (smut), warm toasty baked goods (fluff), savory salty snacks (lil pick me up snacks like free use bits) and MORE!

Here’s a list of possible (most likely) scenarios I’ll be doing!:

“Sugar, where’s my lotion?! Guess I’ll gotta use the all natural stuff..” You used up all of Bob’s lotion somehow! (Him totally not using it all with tissue for other reasons after you had been on a long work trip) and now, he has to resort to shea butter or coconut oil! Now outta the bathroom with you lounging on the bed, his oiled up ass makes you have some.. ideas. (Pegging/ )

“Oh no, honey! I’m stuck in the white picket fence and can’t get out!” Trying to duck or jump or whatever you were trying to do to get past the fence didn’t work and you got stuck while in the middle of a prey & predator game with your hubby! (Prey & Predator/ )

“Y’know, I always wondered what a harpy/avian does to prepare for flight.. maybe ye’ can show me how ya’ spread out to stretch ‘em big ol’ wings? And them legs.” Poor lil harpy got hurt mid flight and landed on The Red Devil ship! Now after being taken in and all healed up for months, the captain wants to know how well you.. ‘stretch’, yeah totally doesn’t wanna see you on his bed, doing the spread eagle! Totally not. (VOYEURISM!)

“As the king, I must produce an heir to the throne! Well.. maybe more than one. Hmm.. yes, definitely more than one.” Being a spouse to an obsessed, cannibalistic and downright brutal king was hard enough but now you have to deal with something even harder than that being pounded into you! Making an heir.. or heirs takes a whole lotta sessions- even marathons, at least, that’s what he says. (Marathon /Breeding)

“It’s calf season, honeypot!” Just a sweet ol’ Demi-cow minding their business til.. oh no! A big ol’ Minotaur got dropped off at YOUR farmer’s ranch and is now trotting around the ranch, trying to track your scent. Be ready for breeding and milking because he ain’t going for a real long time. (BIG breeding kink/lactation)

“Try as hard as ya’ might, but chu’ can’t reject destiny, sugar. I’ll make sure of that.” Joining a cult and mid summoning ritual, the entity says YOUR soulmate is a cannibal! Now after rejecting him, Bob’ll make sure everything in your life gets harder and harder.. while his does to- (WOW, WHO SAID THAT??? Must’ve been the wind) (ANGST/HORROR)

“Ya’ stopped sending me letter, hun. And I just kept on sending mine. Guessing ya’ didn’t read ‘em, did ya’?” You had stopped sending Bob letters to prison years ago, the once sweetheart marriage now cold and lonely. Then next thing you know.. a note is on your porch. And the sense of him.

"Sugarplum.. could ya' help zip my dress up? Oh, and I gotta try out some lipstick on ya'.. don't worry, it won't take too long!" You're a proud house-spouse to a big ol' teddy bear of a man than runs the local burger joint in town.. who is also a drag queen! Always during the weekends, you help him get ready for his lip-sync act at the glittery, two storied LGBTQ+ bar downtown. And right now? He needs help choosing the perfect lipstick.. you don't mind volunteering your face, right? He'll make it worth your while. (MAKING OUT/SLOPPY KISSING)

"Ya' gotta be kidding' me- THAT FUCKER CHEATED! Ain't no way that.. skinny lil bitch won- nuh-uh, no way. Anyways, y'all wanna play COD?" Somehow you got into the mix with a big ass incel coded texan. Maybe he's your pay pig/sugar discord mod, maybe you're just trolling him, who knows. But unexpectedly, gods know why, you took was roadtrip with some friends to this town named 'Eden'. And going with 'em to a burger joint in town.. turns out Bob works there. Seemingly a normal, humble, friendly texan fella, like some teddy bear. But you know him... the real him.

I’ll add more (fluff, angst, etc) so be sure to check on this kinkmas list of goodies when updated!