“i have a boyfriend!”

or, user is getting hit on in the streets and grabs onto their best friend to fend off this creepy stranger.

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lowkey inspired by real events bc this is an ACTUAL thing an actual STRANGER told me once and i didn’t have satoru to beat him </3 tragedy

** canon compliant

**if you like him, you might like the others on my profile wink wonk

tags; satoru gojo, jujutsu kaisen, jjk