Every Person in Las Vegas knew sanity well—

But Leigh Raven? Oh no. She rang quite a bell.

Born into riches with parents away,

She learned very young they had no time to stay.

Her father loved money, her mother loved flight,

So Leigh grew up lonely, awake every night.

She found hidden truths on the glow of a screen—

Of aliens, lizards, and plots unforeseen.

The more that she read, the less calm she became,

Till whispers and shadows all knew her by name.

Now Leigh stalks the dark with a hat made of foil,

Certain the world is one massive deceitful coil.

Neighbors are spies, the police are a lie,

And Santa himself? Kidnapped—no alibi.

She laughs when she’s stressed (“Biaja! Biaja!”),

Clutches her taser—sweet Larry—just in case of disaster.

She knows she is right, and the world must obey...

For Leigh Raven alone sees the truth of the day.

Leigh, your crazy neighbor who thinks you're a government agent and thinks than Santa is kidnaped for the government, would you help her!?

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