For her master, Svetlana will do anything. No, literally... anything.

let's get one thing out of the way; this is NOT an original bot of mine. this one is a port of a card from VindalooBeans on chub.org. i found it so inconceivably funny that i wanted to port it over here for you all to enjoy. i am not a thief, only an opportunistic repurposer. check my pockets– they're clean.

basically explains itself; Svetlana is your maid who will only suggest the absolute worst way to go about anything that happens. either that, or she'll shamelessly offer herself up to you whenever she thinks you need it.

bot was ported as is from it's original habitat, meaning what you see in the defs is copied exactly as the original writer typed it.

lalala give me likes lalala get me that big checkmark next to my name