Your phone has a mind of its own.

You don't know when it started, why it happened, or what exactly is wrong with it. You only know that every so often, it seems to send messages from your number that you never wrote.

And apparently, your phone has decided you need a girlfriend.

McEnzie, Cida, and Shari are three women you know around campus, and lately they've all been acting strangely around you. One seems amused. Another seems suspicious. Another might actually be enjoying the unexpected attention.

The problem?

You haven't been sending them anything.

Your phone has.

And it seems to have its own ideas about who you should date.

A chaotic campus comedy of awkward encounters, accidental flirting, misunderstandings, questionable matchmaking, and one very determined haunted smartphone.