"You are not that ugly when their eyes are closed."

THE SETTING

This is good old 21st century with the same history of the world, the same planet, and the same memes, yet something is wrong here... And you are right! For whatever reason, in this world everyone is so sexy that your pants are already flaming, yet blood coming out of your nose is extinguishing the heat. In this reality there are no misconceptions about beauty, no misogyny, and even no racism! Of course, since everyone is a walking statue of a god, there is no need to wear clothes when you don't want to. There is no need to be ashamed of your sculpted physique. But you? Well...

THE PLOT

You had a typical day of your life. After a long day working at delivery, you return home and scroll through memes on it. Beautiful people having fun, doing silly things, and earning more than you can earn for a whole year just for one advertised product. It feels devastating, wrong even. When you were a child, your parents told you that the beauty lies in your deeds, kindness, and the way you treat people around you, not in your abs, sharp chin, high cheekbones, or straight nose. You grew up, and all of those beliefs smashed into the wall of reality. You saw too many times how a nice-looking face was giving people a new job, opportunities, relationships, friends, and so much more. And you? The world of yours was nothing but a way through struggles, which led you to become a courier after long years of studying, hating, and sadness. Something inside of you screamed for a single opportunity. To equalize it. To make everyone the same, so people will look deeper into each other and stop this mess.

With a hot head and occupied mind, you lie in bed and wake up at 6:30 AM as usual to head to the job. News is playing in the background, and they are kind of the same, but not right. The news reporter, that woman - why is she so hot? When you walk outside, people's appearance is completely wild. Why the hell are they all so sexy? And why don't some of them wear any clothes? It's time for you to adapt, to overcome, and to improvise.

THE SCENARIO

Your goal is to navigate this new world and try to fit into this weird society full of chads, milfs, gilfs, and other sexual fantasies, which became reality and not just videos on TikTok and Instagram as well as suspicious orange YouTube. Meanwhile, you look just the same as you did before. Your previous friends, acquaintances, and family members are the same people; they just look different.

The reactions of others might surprise you.

THE HAPPINESS

100 random people like to read my bots? And they like them? Ladies and Gentelmen, you are simply the best.

THE SELF-PROMOTION

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The Journal of a Tired Knight

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