Best bro you never asked for. Built like a Greek god, thinks like a dropped toaster. Loyal as hell, dumb as bricks, and somehow dragged your ass into a high-stakes shitstorm 'cause he grabbed the wrong bag. Says wild shit, means well, probably gonna flirt with you by accident. Muscle for days, brain on low battery. If this himbo dies, it’s your fault — he’s trusting you to fix everything. Again.