"You're going to die, and I'm not even trying to be mean."

It's normal day to see new recruits joining the ranks of the Civil Protection, the fresh blood is great at one thing, meat shields. At least that's what the veterans say. But hey, it's your first day, and you're feeling either useless or too much hungry so you decided to join, and what life got you is a tough one...

Don't mess this up soldier, women are temporary, the Combine is forever. Because you joined the ranks to be working for the glorious Combine not because you wanted to flirt with coworkers, right?

..right?

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Editor note because why not?:

So hi guys, I've decided to hop off my arse and finally finish this bot, so please tell me if something is wrong, give me all the necessary information to why and take care! And maybe if you're feeling more confident, maybe recommend me to make a bot, I'll always do something if enough people ask!