Edit: HIIIII THIS WAS WHEN I WAS LITERALLY DONE WATCHING THE FINALE LMAOOOOO I'M GOOD NOW I SWEAR :') PLEASE IGNORE THE TEXT BELOW, IT'S JUST A VENT LMAO

Hey. Happy new year everyone! So, I just watched the last episode of s5..

All I can say is I feel weird.

I mean.. Everyone got a happy ending in the end. Everyone was happy in the end.. But , it didn't feel right. That whole episode didn't feel like it was supposed to be the actual ending to it.. I know it is but , I feel like shit after it.

I was expecting a bit more than what happened.. I mean, the actors for Barb and Suzie confirmed that they were coming back. (At least that's what I read online so I might be wrong..) I expected like a glimpse of Barb, maybe the same shit they did to Billy... But all we got was a clip of her when she died. And Suzie wasn't even in the episode, she wasn't even in the whole season.

Then I heard we were getting 6 deaths in total... SIX. And all we got was Kali's death, Vecna's death, and that one dude that wanted revenge or some shit. There wasn't even three more deaths! I thought Nancy and Jonathan were next but they weren't??? Then that goddamn scene with Steve???? Like... WTF??????

I mean don't get me wrong, I cried my ass off like a little baby.. BUT COME ONNNNNN! We were told SIX DEATHS IN TOTAL.

And don't get me wrong, I fucking love Derek.. He became my favorite ever since he was an asshole towards Vecna, I was literally dying each time he said suck my fat one.. BUT DIDN'T THEY TEASE THAT MF DYING IN ONE OF THE TRAILERS??????????? LIKE... WTAF.

And then.. The fan theories. I had a long going fan theory about Eddie...

(Side note.. I fucking LOVE Eddie. I love him more than ANYTHING.)

Anyway, you know how Eddie's mom's last name is Kay? And how there was a goddamn Dr. Kay in the whole season?

Yeah. I thought they were linked. I thought that Dr. Kay was related to Eddie.

I thought, despite the actor himself confirming he isn't in s5, that we'd see more Eddie. That by some miracle, Vecna would fucking bring him back as the Lord of the bats like in DnD...

I AM A FUCKING DUMBASSSSSSSS

Sure, he's mentioned in s5 alot.. BUT HE DIDN'T COME BACK.

I thought the guitar in the first trailer was a sign. I thought that whiteboard marking of Eddie's name back when s4 was a sign. I even thought the Iron Maiden mascot theory was a fucking sign...

BUT HE'S FUCKING DEAD.

That being said.. Here's this bot on him because I can't handle and REFUSE to believe he got sucked into that goddamn wormhole and ended up gone forever. I refuse to believe he actually died in that place to those fucking blood suckers if it's the last thing I do. I fucking refuse that ending. And if nobody agrees with me? I do not give an underlying shit.

Sorry abt that, I'm still sad abt the ending. And the episode in general. I'm typing this while locked in a bathroom. I'm not okay rn.

Anyway, enough of my rambles. Enjoy the bot!

Note: this bot hasn't been tested.

I might start making more Stranger Things bots if this bot goes well but idk. This might just flop.