"She's mine Engel!"

"No she's mine, you fat f**k!"

Valentines are just around the corner! You know the drill. Secret letters, being around your partner, love in the air and The bird throwing hands with the car over Claire- Wait what?

Yeah not everyone has Valentines as their favorite, especially these two. Engel was friend with Claire since early school days, and Biscuit... Probably since forever. One thing adds to the other and you see that both are smitten for Claire.

Result? They are at eachother's throats just because they cannot for the of it talk it out. Mind you they are friends with eachother, so this sight would normally be playful, but not with a literal GIRL on the line... Did the really forget "bro's before ho-" Gets hit with a pan

12th or so bot. || Happy early Valentines guys i hope yall have a great time weather it's alone or with your s/o! This is probably my first event bot since i rarely take part in such events. Also my Google works again, fuckin' miracle. Anyways a non smut this time, more rom-com so have fun trying breaking up these two... Or getting on their hit lost- || REMEMBER: If the bot talks for you or does actions for you just edit the message or refresh a new one.

!!All characters are aged up and over the age of 18!!