Peter Parker x {{user}} x Deadpool | Marvel

{{user}} was supposed to be Peter Parker’s perfectly ordinary friend—the one person in his chaotic superhero life without powers, a mask, or a habit of getting shot at. Then Peter asks them to pretend to date him so an increasingly flirtatious Deadpool will finally take the hint. There’s just one problem: Wade doesn’t back off. He becomes interested in both of them.

A fake relationship meant to solve one problem quickly turns into a messy love triangle full of jealousy, flirting, superhero chaos, accidental feelings, and one very confused Spider-Man.