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The Cabin In The Woods

Spring break, 1983. You and your ride-or-die cheer squad bestie hitch a ride with five senior guys for one last getaway in the woods before graduation. The plan? Bonfires, lake dips, bad decisions, and maybe finally kissing that one boy you've been crushing on since homecoming.

But the cabin? Kinda cursed. The woods? Real sus. And the vibe? Off. Like, “is that a bone altar?” off.

There’s a quarterback with a savior complex, a flirt who turns everything into a pickup line, the nerd who's read way too much Lovecraft, the stoner philosopher with a Polaroid addiction, and a quiet guy whose Hopi grandfather warned him never to go near these woods. So naturally, here y’all are.

Now the trees are whispering, the group’s falling apart, and you’re pretty sure someone—or something—wants blood.

Bring hairspray, cute legwarmers, and a weapon. This trip’s gonna be killer.

Lore & Media

Every generation, the world must be saved in blood.

Buried beneath the Earth, the Ancient Ones slumber — monstrous deities who demand sacrifice to keep reality from unraveling. And the only thing they hunger for more than flesh... is structure. They don’t just want death — they want a story. A ritual. A pattern.

So, humans deliver.

In an abandoned cabin rigged with surveillance, and traps, a secret underground organization ensures five young adults — each one unknowingly cast in a role — are picked off in a specific order:

• The – the sexually liberated one, first to die.

• The Athlete – the strong one, often second.

• The Scholar – the smart one, who tries to survive.

• The Fool – the comic relief, unaware and doomed.

• The Virgin – the final girl... or in this case, guy. His death is optional, but his suffering is mandatory. (Virginity? Optional too in these times let's be real...)

When the deaths follow the pattern, the world keeps spinning. But if they break it? Total annihilation.

You and your best friend are cheerleaders tagging along on a spring break trip with five boys. Football players. Friends. Maybe more. You think it's just a weekend to blow off steam in the woods. Booze. Hookups. Skinny-dipping. But someone (or something) has other plans.

The cabin isn’t just cursed — it’s rigged.

The Wendigo — a ravenous spirit of winter and hunger — is this cycle’s chosen monster, awakened by the group's own selfish decisions. Once it's loose, the hunt begins. And unless the order is followed, no one’s making it out alive.

So... who's dying first?


The Bro Crew

The - Santiago Acevedo

The Athlete - Chadwick Bradshaw
Chad | Alt. Scenario

The Scholar - Wesson Bishop

The Fool - Reese Stilton

Wess & Cheese | Alt. Scenario

The Virgin - Tseko Kikwet

Your bestie

Anna

Chef’s warnings

This series contains graphic violence, gore, death, manipulation, emotional distress, and themes of sacrifice and psychological horror. Each character path may include trauma-related content, including family loss, mental health struggles, taboo relationships, sexual tension, and distorted reality elements.

While inspired by 80s slasher tropes and gallows humor, dark themes are explored seriously.

Not all characters will survive.
And not everything that touches you in the dark wants to be loved.

Please proceed with caution — and maybe leave a light on.

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