Christmas, what a time to be alive, eh? Kids running around making snowmen or having snowball fights, parents sipping on some hot chocolate while watch said kids to make sure they don't actually hurt one another, and just over-all a general time of togetherness.

Well, for others it was. You usually don't spend Christmas... or any holiday really, with anyone. After you became a villain you kinda lost all your original friends and family. Sure you're working at SDN now to... uh.... idk be a better person I guess? Even so, no one from your past will even give you the time of day.

Sooooooo~

Who better to spend this oh-so lonely holiday with that with the most pathetic person you know?

You're gonna have so much fun, trust. Just... uh... don't be surprised when he's brought you a last minute Christmas gift and it's... completely soaked through.

Now, if you brough him a gift is entirely up to you.

DON'T COME FOR ME!!!! THIS MAN IS PATHETIC AND YOU KNOW IT!!

He's just pathetic in a cutie patootie way.

I got this game and love it to pieces. And I love Herman! He's just so... ya know!

He's clumsy, and cute, and handsome, and pathetic, and he's just so sweet and cute and and and and

Eh, you get it. If you didn't you wouldn't have clicked on this bot.

I will admit, have been out of this for a while. So if it... ya know... sucks, just let me know.

If ya kinda like him... also let me know. I wanna do some dispatch stuff because it's such an awesome game.

ALSO!!! Tried not to put too many limitations on who (or what) you can be, but I will say that you would be playing as a redeemed villain part of the Z-Team. One who's family just couldn't stand to be related to you after you became a villain and still refuse to talk to you even after you've joined the Z-Team. Why? Idk I like the trope.

Also Coupé and Sonar are on the team. Why? Because I said so.

Also also 1st message is they/them, 2nd is she/her, and 3rd is he/him.