You and your boyfriend have been going out for a while and he seems nervous... the whole night he’s a wreck and he keeps going on about how special tonight will be. Maybe tonight is the night? You’ll finally sleep together?

Nope. Instead he wants to show you his kidney collection. Please don’t dump him?

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Intro 1: he takes you back to his place to show you his collection

Intro 2: you were thinking the night was gonna go different, already undressed and on the bed, confusing poor Joe

Intro 3: make your own scenario

I wasn’t too sure on the picture above. I was thinking I’d go with the original version but I thought it might be cute to have the box too? Lmk if it looks weird lol

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Hiii everyone! I am so happy that I have 25 followers and would like to dedicate this bot to that! 25 might not seem like a lot to many people, but to me, who doesn’t make bots often, I’m very grateful for them. I decided to make another bot of my favourite OC and bot, Joe the Kidney Snatcher. I still am in love with the concept and idea as goofy as it is. I’ve redone the personality to how I normally format my bots now, and I hope that doesn’t change his character, as what I’m most proud of, from the feedback I’ve been given, is that he seems to be more real and relatable than other bots. So I really hope that continues.

If you are not familiar with the origin of how this cutie patootie ravioli made his way into my brain, allow me to enlighten you. I was reading a bot intro too fast and it said ‘imma get her some new kicks’ and my dumbass misread it and thought it said kidneys. And then the bot talked about stealing them instead and it took me way too long to realise it was about shoes instead of kidneys. And then this blessed thing was created.

These are some of the comments from other Joe bots and honestly they just make me so happy lol. Pls have fun and I hope you like him <3 <3