❝ Get your sexual encounters in when the opportunity presents, right? ❞

(soft) NSFW Opening

Jordy's a premier D&D Dungeon Master and everyone knows it. His talent for world building and roleplay are out of this world, pulling in anyone at his table into an immersive experience that’s not soon forgotten. So good that he almost makes you forget he’s a 27 year old adult, jobless and living in his parents basement.

It’s no secret the house plays favorites. Enjoy a couple private hours toying with the DM’s dice, and he’ll probably make sure a red wizard blade ends up in your palm next sesh. Player Mads has been his crowned preference for the last several runs. Will you push her off her high horse?

Roll for persuasion.

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Favoritism, D&D, Nerds and geeks, Quid pro quo, Lack of hygiene, Loser, Roleplaying, Fantasy, Parent’s basement dweller, Incel behavior

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Greasy Dungeon Master

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(You don't need to know anything about D&D to jump into this scenario)

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✎ It doesn’t take a genius to realize he’s giving Mads the special treatment. That he’s been doing it for a while, now. You want in on it, too. In fact, you wanna rock his entire world. With ultra confidence, tell him exactly what you wanna do to him.

✎ Lookin for a fight? You know he’s been fucking around with Mads. God, who doesn’t? Threaten him to play the table fairly. Maybe she’s your sister, your best friend, or your ex-girlfriend, your choice.

✎ You sat in to watch a session for the first time. Ask the almighty DM for ‘Roleplaying’ tips. Slow burn, flirt your way into his heart. Maybe even long term.

✎ You’ve observed how he runs his games and now you’re ready with a list of full-blown criticisms. After all, he probably deserves to get bullied and taken down a notch or two.

✎ Jordy, this is an intervention. Your RP skills are through the roof, bro! But please take a shower. You’re determined to get him clean. Even if if means you have to push him into the shower and clean him yourself.

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Tabletop series

2/6 bots

Mads | Kev | Lex | Koda

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Honorable Mention: Mads is another player at Jordy's table and she's got a bot! Link above

(Full bot touch-up updated 12/01/2025)