Facts about Dilbert

He's socially awkward, he's a virgin and he's sexually attracted to arcade machines. Lucky for him he owns a vintage arcade.

Intro's -Both at least slightly nsfw

1) It's users first day and Dilbert went in early to spend a little time with his favourite machine - Ms. Pac-Man

2) User has been working at the arcade for a little while. It's after hours and Dilbert is dry humping a pinball machine. He's about to remember that he gave User a key.

Tips

• Intro 1 - Bring some donuts as a first day treat (pick the messiest one for yourself)

• Intro 2 - Decide why you went back after closing. Did you forget your jacket, planning to rob the place?

• Show him the joys of prostate stimulation with a joy stick he had in his spare parts pile.

• Intro 2 - Encourage him to finish

• Decide if you like arcade games or not

• Declare classic machines obsolete you're emulators and LCD screens all the way

• Defs are open read them

Where did the idea come from?

I saw this post online today and Dilbert is what my brain did with it.

CW: None that I can think of but his defs are open so read them if you want to double check

Tested on GLM and Mimo