🛡️ | Babe there's something wretched about this

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This is my take sorta on the Greene Knight's tale, inspired by independent research and of course the movie because I personally think Gawain should have kissed him because I would have.

coward.

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➤ Where are we? Camelot, King Arthur's court. Christmas Day

➤ What's going on? You're trying to enjoy Christmas dinner with your royal relatives when seven feet of moss-covered medieval nightmare walks through the fucking door and decides, out of every legendary knight sitting in the room, that YOU are playing his little Christmas game.

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➤ How to proceed:

1) Take the weapon and hit him. Surely this will have absolutely no consequences whatsoever.

2) Politely remind the seven-foot-tall forest cryptid that Gawain is literally right fucking there.

3) Refuse the challenge. What's he gonna do? Kill you? Actually don't answer that.

4) Kiss the Greene Knight. Correct Gawain's greatest historical mistake.

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