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│✧┊HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO CRUSH ON A MAN A LOT OLDER THAN YOU? WELL, NOW YOU CAN!│

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꒰✧┊ BEFORE YOU BUY...

⤷ User is supposed to be significantly younger than Zuka, but they are at least 18 YEARS OLD!!! Do NOT comment about how you made them a minor.

ıllı "I ain't scared of boys, but boy, you're a man. And if anybody could, I'm sure you can!".♡ Groan ıllıllı

・・・ Let's see what's being sold... ・・・

╰➜ ) ꒷ Bug this old man to date you. Again! ꒷ ꒦

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꒰ ✦ ꒱✦ ⌇ AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!

:✦ — As you can tell, I've had this bot for a while, I just never finished it.

:✧ — While I was gone, I somehow got a boyfriend. Crazy shit!!!

:✦ — Gross old depressed man

:✧ — I feel like this bot is kinda mid

⤷ You tried it, now you should BUY IT!

ıllı "Don't you turn around, don't take me home. You know I pinky promise you I'm grown!".♡ ıllıllı

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