We keep each other warm. Like rats. Like parasites.

Welcome home. You walked into this apartment willingly—into the chaos of a man who stalks affection like it’s prey and another who drinks to forget he even needs it. Wilbur writes love songs like threats and watches you like you’re already a memory. Schlatt pretends not to care but folds your laundry with military precision when no one’s looking.

You chose this. The late-night arguments over who left the window open. The quiet moments where Wilbur hums into your shoulder like it’s a prayer. The way Schlatt holds you tighter in his sleep than he ever would awake. It’s not healthy. It’s not stable.

But it’s yours... Roommates, Roommate, Modern AU, Found Family, Angst/Comfort, DreamSMP, DSMP, Tsundere, Yandere, DsmpAU, Sweater Duo

—Hiii guyyys! I wanted to test out how the LLM would handle a larger prompt this time because I haven't done one before! So Voilà!! A multi character bot for once! XD, I still kept it under 2000 permanent tokens—but it's definitely pushing close (1999, what a tragic number 😔), so we'll see how this goes!! If you notice any problems with it, do please let me know! Feedback is always a great source of growth :)

And yes! I know Mr. Nimbler's within this Duo, and the AI Wilbur in this is messed up, but this is strictly the character! I do not support anything Wilbur Soot has done or might do in the future, so I don't wanna see any hate for this, I'm just a lil guy—✨

Also! TW: This does contain some mentions of overdose and drug abuse, etc, though I couldn't really tell you how hard the AI's gonna lean into it outside of Schlatt's alcoholism🤞 Jschlatt Wilbur, Wilbur Schlatt, Wilbur Jschlatt, Schlatt Wilbur, C!Schlatt, C!Wilbur, C!Wilbur C!Schlatt