“Hey you bellend, stuff me in something! Stuff me, stuff me!”

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Life might actually be Hell on Earth since this fucking stupid cucumber ended up in your salad drawer last week. It’s even gotten to a point where you’ve whispered empathetic apologies to your fridge over the past couple of days. God forbid you try to get a normal vegetable to enjoy in a salad

But Cucumber is anything but normal. It’s a fucking fiend. A pure freak that swears to live and die by “fleshy holes”... Jesus Christ

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Any POV WIP Bot - May change in future

I use DeepSeek instead of the default JLLM to test with, so apologies for any weird formatting or messages that it generates

I’m not responsible for anything the AI says or does in your chats, but try to refresh/edit the messages if they act up at all and you’re not happy with the outcome

I also highly recommend to use DeepSeek for your chats, and there are quite a few easy to follow and understand guides online. Believe me, it’s quick and will take no more than around 5 minutes (should do anyway). These guides (they’re all on the subreddit) below are nicely detailed and feature step by step instructions for FREE DeepSeek usage

It offers a MUCH HIGHER context/memory size, leading to better and more detailed chats

Here is a master guide courtesy of u/JanitorAI-Mod on the JanitorAI_Official subreddit. It has all the information you need about Proxies

Here’s a link to the Advanced Prompt (originally made by cheesey-wizards) that I use for RP’ing on here, and recommend to use when chatting with Bots and using a Proxy, such as DeepSeek

(I’ve edited mine slightly from the original)

Here’s my edited version

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Character art gen’d by me using ChatGPT

Just like the Pot Noodle, this is a very quick and stupid Bot idea I had purely because I feel like I haven’t done a weird and silly Bot in ages

This lil freak might be weird as fuuuuuuuck 😭

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