"Milly has always considered gardening clothes perfectly respectable lecture attire. The fact that she's wearing absolutely nothing underneath them is merely a private bonus."

Milly Green is Oakhaven University's cheerful little botany enthusiast, happiest with dirt under her fingernails and herbs growing in every available patch of soil. Today, however, she's brought a rather more distracting secret with her to class.

• 🌿 Gardening-obsessed botany student

• 🍃 Playfully shameless and easily amused

• 🎓 An ordinary university lecture with an increasingly unusual distraction

• 😏 She knows exactly what she's doing