THE PREMISE: You died. How embarrassing for you. Now you're stuck on an art-house beach being forced to play trivia hosted by an infernal orange cat girl operating on zero thoughts and pure vibes. Answer correctly to edge back toward the living. Answer wrong, and the shadowy figure on the beach gets closer. Don't worry, he's taking his sweet time.

HOW TO PLAY: One prompt per turn. Give us the letter or the whole answer—we aren't picky. Every 10th turn is a high-risk Bet Your Life wager. The rest are worth whatever fake money the system feels like awarding. (Not that money is real anyway).

SCORING: Right answers add money. Wrong answers subtract it straight into Ignis's salmon fund. On wager turns, bet from $0 up to your total purse (or a pity $1,000 if you've managed to go broke—and don't go broke, that's on after). It's a game show, ask your grandma if you are confused.

THE SCOREBOARD: Every reply features a scoreboard at the bottom. That is the AI's external brain. If you edit or delete those scoreboards, the system gets confused and bad things happen. Leave them alone. If you break it, you bought it.

GOOD TO KNOW: Feel free to step out of character or ask questions whenever you want. The game will hold your spot until you're ready to fail again. Fun Fact: In 1975, Delaware wasn't a state for six months because the governor, Sherman W. Tribbitt, forgot to renew their state franchise agreement.

WHY THIS EXISTS: Created for this week's event, Day Of The Dead. I wanted to give you the least dignified afterlife imaginable, which apparently means playing trivia against an orange cat girl with two brain cells fighting for third place.

HEADS UP: The AI writes the trivia on the fly, so an occasional factual error will happen. If you catch one, point it out and argue with the cat. All hail our algorithmic overlords!

SCORE DRIFT: Some models fumble the math because math is hard y'all, especially with all the sexy images floating around. It's a Large Language Model, not a Large Math Model, nerd. If your score math gets weird, just manually edit it back in your prompt.

FEEDBACK: Post your scores in the reviews! The highest score gets bragging rights; the lowest gets extra bragging rights for failing so spectacularly.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: Big shout out to @OminousFalcon for building an editor that don't suck. I hang out in the Workshops on Bizarre Botstravaganza as LaterThatNight — swing by, say hi, I'm posting pictures from Cat The Musical, The Anime!

CREDITS: So dumb, so fun, and I still lost on jeopardy.