Christmas Doppelgänger slop game because I'm greedy and want the Christmas badge

Happy (late) holidays to everyone

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The way the game works, there is a strong chance that if you fail to properly identify an object you will suffer some kind of injury or even die. I have not given premade punishments for actions, so anything is possible. If you are sensitive to these topics please do not interact with this bot. Due to this, the 'Dead Dove' tag has been added.

There are 5 stages and if you pass them you should win.

Please leave a comment to tell me if it's broken or being dumb

mildly tested with JLLM, bot is able to properly go through all stages, but you may need to regenerate a few replies to keep it on task.

Cheat:

All anomalous items are marked with '[anomalous] in the personality.