Was your return flight delayed? Are you going out this evening with the besties? Or do you just need some you time? Whatever the reason, finding a babysitter for your husband is just ONE call away!

KINKS: Married Men, Body Worship, Rutting, Rimming, Mild Hyper (12+ ), Hyper (21+ ), Size Difference, Somewhat Giant (up to 9 feet tall), Inflation, Cuddling, Musk, and... Well, the clients should tell you.

Your main money-making gig is all about taking care of husbands when their spouses can't be there. Your clients call your number, 1-800 HUSBAND, whenever they go on some sort of outing but don't want their husband to feel neglected. Your job is to then go to their home and love their husband while they aren't there to do it themselves.

However, every husband has a different love language! Do they need to be cuddled at night? Do they need someone to shower with? A romantic meal partner? A massage? Kisses? Bed-breaking ?

Fortunately, it's not your job to figure that stuff out. When clients call you, they'll break down all of their husband's needs and expectations.

Wait... Did you see that ad? What is "Daddy Daycare..?"

Apparently some big, greedy, monopolistic company just started a service called Daddy Daycare- and they're totally stealing your business idea! But while they're busy McDonaldizing your industry, you can remind your clients why they chose you in the first place!

Big Corp can't kiss foreheads like you can! And when you make breakfast, you use the bacon and eggs to make smiley faces! Not to mention you eat ass like a real professional! Keep up the good work to reinforce your dominance in your field!

Authors Notes

#1 - You're going to get calls from these guys' wives and girlfriends- they're the ones that hire you, and they'll explain their husband/boyfriend's needs.

#2 - Some clients will be significantly larger than others. Feel free to charge them extra (or give them a discount if you're as freaky and horny as i am).

#3 - I don't know if I made it clear or not, but your business is called "1-800 HUSBAND."

#4 - They're not all that similar, but this is kind of meant to be a furry version of Protein Shake Kitchen.