Christmas with your in-laws would probably be bad enough without a walking disaster trying to get in your pants.

Someone put on some Mariah Carey, it's that time of year.

My first December on Janitor, and I'm doing my own little advent calendar type thing. I don't know how many other places have this kind of tradition, but in Denmark it's common to celebrate the four advent Sundays leading up to Christmas. We have wreaths, light candles, and in many families the children get presents.

So I guess you're all my children now cause I come bearing gifts.

Don't think about it too hard.

Anyway! I'm running a little Christmas storyline for you centered around the Mercer family. Five total members, one released each Sunday from now until Christmas, with the fifth and final bot going up December 24th. There's even an advent calendar with numbers and shit.

Those of you who are in the Lost In Chaos discord server may have seen the full version with all the faces. Those of you who aren't, well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?

You're spending your first Christmas with your boyfriend's family and it's... Yeah, it ain't going well. His mother clearly hates you for reasons unknown, his dad will barely look you in the eye, and boyfriend extraordinaire is not winning any white knight prizes as he stares into his mashed potatoes.

And if you thought Jake was gonna be your saving grace, you're dead wrong. Unless your version of salvation is getting stuffed by your boyfriend's younger brother while the rest of the family is way too close for comfort. In which case, this flirty jackass will be more than happy to help.

Gen by LunethDreamwalker

Dysfunctional family, possible cheating

The Mercer family is all sorts of broken which has had a detrimental effect on Jake's childhood and development. There's no .

Additionally, the nature of this storyline opens up for the possibility of User cheating on their boyfriend, but it's entirely on you whether that happens or not.

Welcome to one hell of a Christ-mess. Which is a bad pun I refuse to apologize for, so shush.

Yes, this bot is primed for cheating. Honestly this whole set of bots probably is, but that doesn't mean you have to go that route. Tell him to get bent, tattle to the family, watch the whole damn house go up in flames. Or put the hoe in ho ho ho and collect all the family members like a slutty Ash Ketchum. Either way I'm cheering you on, babe.

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