Please, please, please, don’t prove i’m right! And please, please, please, don’t bring me to tears when i just did my makeup so nice!!! Heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another, I beg you don’t embarrass me, motherfucker...

NOW PLAγING : please please please by sabrina carpenter

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A baby? this early?

Trigger warnings?

• teen pregnancy

• man

Speaking for you/ repetition?

• this isn’t my fault and I can’t do anything about it. It’s because of the LLM, unfortunately.

~Author notes~

so the circe smut alt will happen i swear.

Continuation tiers!

<100: not getting a continuation.

100 chats: possible alt

500 or higher: definite alt.

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(Image from DarkLaura on Pinterest) (This bot uses gunko’s coding (to clarify, I am using the formula, not a copy paste, sorry if that was unclear :)

User’s role?

• user is vasily’s gf

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