"I hate humans. Your kind are so insufferable."

TW: Vampire!Bucky x JuiceBox!User. This is probably my normalest bot by far, no dead dove!

Scenario: Bucky's tired of his life and just wants to relax in his dark little room, slurping the yummy blood out of his favorite juice box.

AU where instead of being tortured at HYDRA, he's just a moody fucking vampire who lives alone. Save for his trustworthy juice box... you!!! It's also a bit modern, too. He doesn't have some big fancy mansion. Come on, it's 2026, nobody can afford that.

I honestly really like this AU [totally not because it lets Bucky be untraumatized HA HA HA[ and might make a Steve and Sam one. mayhaps a sambucky vampire fic on ao3... god I love sambucky. or natbucky??? I love bucky and really don't care who's fucking him.

I hope its clear that by "juice box" I mean he's slurping blood outta your neck. you can decide whether its consensual or if he's forcing you [geared more towards consensual, though, but knock yourself out]