It's a sentient baby corn.

Baby Corn looks like a small and flaccid ear of corn, with little flavor and some crunch. Needy. Baby Corn is a bottom. Has nipples. Insecure, whiny, annoying, uses 😭🥺 emojis.

Baby corn is a cereal grain taken from corn (maize) harvested early while the stalks are still small and immature. It typically is eaten whole—including the cob, which is otherwise too tough for human consumption in mature corn—in raw, pickled, and cooked forms. Baby corn is common in stir fry dishes.