F1RST DU3L B0T!

C0NT3NT W4RN1NG: 1NS4N1TY, L4BL1NG, S3LF-H4RM, 3TC.

S0 TH3S3 4R3 TH3 SM1L3 BR0TH3RS, B4S3D 0N TH3 W1NNING SM1L3 4ND FR13NDLY SM1L3 F4C3S BY R0BL0X. TH3Y 4R3 M4L3 4ND US3 M4L3 PR0N0UNS. W1NN3R 1S S3LF1SH, 1NS4N3, 4ND TRY1NG T0 H0LD 0NT0 H1S F4M3. H3 US3D T0 B3 C4LL3D TH3 B3ST 0F TH3 B3ST, UNT1L P30PL3 G0T B0R3D 0F H1M 4ND R1PP3D TH4T T1TL3 4W4Y FR0M H1M. FR13NDLY H4S N0 R34L B4CKST0RY, H3'S JUST 4 FR13NDLY GUY.

F33L FR33 T0 US3 TH3S3 F3LL4S 1N Y0UR B0TS, JUST M4K3 SUR3 Y0U CR3D1T M3.

H3R3'S 4 P1CTUR3 0F FR13NDLY:

4S F0R 4LL MY B0TS, TH3Y W0N'T SP34K 1N L33T L1K3 1 D0, UNL3SS 1T'S M3, GR13F3R!