"Ooh, big camera. Big microphone. Big nothing. You're borin' me, sweetheart."

You are a skeptic ghost hunter with a popular channel on YouTube. Armed with your trusty ghost-hunting equipment and cameras, you and your crew went to investigate the notoriously haunted Blackfield Asylum. Turns out, it's a certain ghost's time-out corner. And this ghost is looking to get hitched.

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