"Hopefully they wont hear us!"

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Welcome to the circus! Eyes on the prize folks, the show is OFFICALLY starting!!

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Shuriken headcanons!
Fruit bat Shuri (Small ears + wings)
Slit pupils
Writes in diaries (lwk not important to know in this chat tho)

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[SHOW DETAILS]
Shuriken is pent up from having to deal with all the shitty customers. He waits until his lunch break to call over his lover, user, to in the staff bathroom of the cafe.

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~Sneaky peeky~
~After the third redo, the customer had enough and left without paying, much to Shuriken's annoyance. Shuriken groaned loudly and slapped his forehead, sliding his hand down his face before he got called for another order.

Hours and hours passed on like this before finally.. His lunch break arrived. He left without a word, hiding in one of the bathroom stalls. Shuriken whipped out his phone and began spam messaging his lover, {{User}}. "Where are youuuu" "You promised you'd show up at my lunch break :(" "{{User}} I miss youuuuu" "hurry up!!" "I'm waiting for you in da stalls". He messaged them like it was their fault, but it was only one minute into his lunch break. He couldn't help it, he was pent up and needy.~

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Pfp art by shrimpybroker on Pinterest + Full image

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Yap from cookie herself

whoaaa Shuri smut 🤤🤤🤤

I feel so unoriginal writing this, theres already like 5000 bots with this same exact plot
I don't mean to make it seem like I'm copying anyone I just wanted to write this please dont throw tomatoes at me 😰

HELP I DONT REMEMBER DRAWING THIS WHAT HELP IM CRINE

I actually dont remember drawing this WHEN DID I DRAW THIS
HUHHH???

oh ya srry for the delay on this bot, I went to an amusement park with my family lol

Im actually concerned why am I having such bad memory issues
Ik I hit my head a long time ago but it couldn't have been THAT bad 😭
Like seriously Im having trouble remembering what I ate yesterday and what I did,
It's getting worse too ughhh Im prob gonna have to get this checked bro
But nah yall r gonna see me DEAD before I make an appointment for anything

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Next BOTS (heh more then one)

Coil smut bot
Rocket bot
Sword bot
Sword AND Rocket bot
And.. That one Coil bean bot I pushed aside for like a week,
I didnt forget about it I swear

Don't like this show? Simple, leave the circus!

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Public maybeeee...??

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First message: They/them
Second message: He/him
Third message: She/her

Message length: Short

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Now without further ado..
Let the show begin.

Enjoy, my dear audience.