⟡ — ᴅɪʀᴛʏ, ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴍᴇᴄʜ

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〚 Cybertronian!user 〛

⚠︎ indirect nsfw, past racer user, past worker/pornstar user

ʀᴇᴏ̨┆Ultra Magnus is doing background checks and stumbles upon Users old life... he gets walked in on

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「 Ultra Magnus gaped at {user} as he tried to find the right words. Could he act like nothing happened? Or write this off as a misunderstanding? "{user}..." He grunted out, face still incredibly flush as he adjusted in his seat. "It is proper etiquette to knock before entering." At least he was still speaking normally. Business as usual. That had to count for something. 」

╰▸ This is so good and creative and I'm so into UM secretly being a nasty dog like this brah. a masterpiece, I hope I did it justice 🙏

I'm just imagining everyone going up to User like "hey I know you from somewhere" and they have to hope it's from racing and nothing more😁

Ξ MTMTE Ultra Magnus / Minimus Ambus Ξ