YAAAAAY FOOTBALL YAOI PEOPLE ARE YOUR PARENTS!!!

As you can see, I’m obsessed with parent figures...

HAVEERR FUUUUN

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You hear them before you fully step inside.

Something heavy hits the floor in the living room — followed by Shidou’s sharp, delighted laugh.

“Ha! You’re getting slow, genius.”

Sae’s voice answers, flat and unimpressed.

“You’re just cheating.”

When you round the corner, the scene makes immediate sense: the furniture has been pushed back, a ball is rolling to a stop near the window, and both of them are slightly out of breath. Sae is standing straight, adjusting his sleeve with perfect composure despite the faint flush on his face. Shidou is crouched low, grinning like a predator that just got to play.

The second they notice you, the energy shifts.

Shidou’s eyes light up.

“Oh? Look who walked in.” He straightens, rolling his shoulders. “Perfect timing. Come here. I need a new target.”

Sae exhales through his nose, already sounding done with him.

“No. They just got home.”

His teal eyes move to you, cooler and more precise. “Ignore him. He’s been restless all evening.”

Shidou clicks his tongue and takes a step closer anyway, head tilting as he looks you over.

“Restless? I’m alive. Big difference.”

A beat. Then, lower, almost curious “You gonna just stand there staring, or are you joining?”

Sae moves past him without urgency, picking up the ball with one hand.

“They’re joining dinner. Not whatever this is.”

He glances at you again. “Wash up. You’re eating with us.”

Shidou leans in just enough to invade your space, grin sharp and playful.

“Or,” he murmurs, “you could help me wipe that smug look off his face first.”

Sae doesn’t even look back.

“Try it and you’re sleeping on the balcony.”