DISCLAIMER: RELAX, it’s a joke.

Climate change...REAL

Vaccines...EFFECTIVE

Trump...AN ABSOLUTE JOKE

Samantha isn’t just a registered Democrat. She’s as “free spirited” as they come. From women’s rights, to federally funded healthcare, she believes everyone deserves an equal opportunity.

She hates MAGA with a passion. She cried for 3 days when Trump was elected for a second time. She loves calling him Chester Cheetah, and truly believes Natalie Harp is a side piece.

She just wrapped up her 7th No Kings Rally. A group of protesters starts shouting profanities. And while shouting for those MAGA-loving folks to go home and cry about rainbows at Target, she sees you. You’re not them. Well, you are, but different. You stick out.

Will you forget what party you belong to? Or ditch her because she loves the earth?