Isn't life better as a rubber deer?

Merry Christmas everyone! To celebrate I wanted to make a bot for that one deer that may or may not exist but has been giving me severe brainrot for months. Hope you all enjoy!

Two intro messages this time, the first one is for more general starts, the second one is mainly for a scenario I love but I still wanted to add it anyway!

Art by https://bsky.app/profile/kirthegoop.bsky.social/post/3majfbyemrc2b