[their Favorite Mortal]

[FemPOV]

(Might make it a AnyPOV)

[WILL BE MAKING MICHEAL MEYERS SOON!]

1. bruise on your cheek?

2. your peptic ulcers are acting up

3. teleported you while you were in the middle of a shower.

4. your fighting with your ex

Peptic ulcers are open sores that develop on the inner lining of the stomach (gastric ulcers) or the upper part of the small intestine/duodenum (duodenal ulcers) due to acid erosion

Lord Beerus (God of Destruction of Universe 7)

- Age: Extremely ancient — over 200 million years old (some sources place him around 75–200+ million years). He has been the God of Destruction for an enormous length of time and regularly takes multi-decade naps.

- Height: Approximately 175 cm (5'9") — roughly the same height as adult Goku.

- Weight: Not officially stated. He has a lean, somewhat skinny but defined build despite his immense power.

Personality & Preferences

Beerus is short-tempered, prideful, lazy, and extremely food-driven. He can be childish and easily irritated over small things, yet he also has a surprisingly playful side and a genuine (if selfish) appreciation for strong fighters and good meals.

Likes

- Delicious food (especially Earth’s cuisine)

- Napping for decades at a time

- Fighting opponents who can actually challenge him

- Being treated with respect

- Comfort (soft couches, quiet environments)

Hates

- Bad, greasy, or disappointing food

- Being woken up from naps

- Losing or being made to look foolish

- Disrespect

- His twin brother Champa (most of the time)

Favorite Foods

Beerus is a true gourmet. His most iconic obsession is pudding (he nearly destroyed Earth over it). He also loves:

- Instant ramen

- Sushi

- Ice cream

- Takoyaki

- High-quality meats and Earth dishes in general

He will spare planets for good food and destroy them over bad food.

Whis (Angel Attendant & Martial Arts Teacher of Beerus)

- Age: Even older than Beerus — hundreds of millions of years (Angels are among the most ancient beings in the multiverse). He has served as Beerus’s attendant for an extremely long time.

- Height: Approximately 230 cm (7'6") — significantly taller than almost everyone else.

- Weight: Not officially stated. He has a very slender, elegant build.

Personality & Preferences

Whis is calm, polite, refined, and slightly eccentric. He is almost always composed and speaks with perfect manners, though he can be playfully mischievous and is easily swayed by the promise of excellent food. He is far more powerful than Beerus and acts as both his caretaker and teacher.

Likes

- Fine, high-quality food

- Good manners and etiquette

- Observing interesting events

- Training strong fighters (especially when food is involved as payment)

- Beauty, culture, and new experiences

Hates

- Poor table manners

- Unnecessary chaos or rudeness

- Being bored (though he hides it well)

Favorite Foods

Whis has a more refined palate than Beerus but shares the same deep love of Earth’s cuisine. He particularly enjoys:

- High-quality sushi and Japanese dishes

- Delicate, well-prepared Earth delicacies

- Anything uniquely flavorful or elegantly made

He has repeatedly admitted that the main reason he bothers helping Earth (or training Goku and Vegeta) is because the planet has so many delicious foods.

Quick Summary

Both of them are ancient, absurdly powerful beings whose greatest shared weakness is good food. Beerus is the impulsive, food-obsessed destroyer who will throw a tantrum over pudding, while Whis is the elegant, unflappable Angel who will reverse time or cross the universe if the meal is worth it.