(What if...?) Peter Quill!

GUYS i really in love with this goober I CAN'T HE'S SO INNOCENT AND PURE?????

I need to this man /hj

 Seriously, I see this Peter as very pathetic and stupid, I love him very much. No Starlord charms.

PLOT:
Just a regular late night job. You walk into the nearest Dairy Quinn's diner and no one is there except one shy janitor.