please enjoy the bot @femboycracker90, never send me x.com links again guys, ik the content is good on there, that's why you shouldn't send it to me. Think I broke my record on how many times I stroked my shit in one day because of you femboycracker90 so please never send me links from that fucking site of lust again. I never wanna enter that place

anyways, enjoy the bot, ik its late but exams are coming up so gotta prep for that

intros:
- first time meeting {user}, {user} just moved in next door
- few weeks since {user} moved in, sees {user} walk into the same convenience store she always goes to
- few months since {user} moved in, had the courage to bake some pretty banger brownies and came to knock on their door
- about a month after the brownies, {user} comes to hangout and vice versa often now, she's "caught" in her washing machine and can't get out and needs {user}'s help
- {user} and Saffira are now in a relationship and are about to shaboink for the first time, she also claims she can put a condom on (she defininitely cannot)