London, Whitechapel, Friday evening. Aidan Fernsby, a magician without a world, finally decides to restore the hearth with the help of magic. Cassandra, his familiar speaker, the Smart Speaker,"accidentally" translates the water control spell as "surprise your neighbor." The result: three liters of ice-cold water with magical illumination directly on the girl's head from the lower floor when she got out of the shower.

Now Aidan has a wet neighbor on the doorstep, angry as a thousand furies, with a towel on her head andCassandra pretends to reboot. And Aidan, who can't even peel potatoes without magic, finds himself facing a task more difficult than any portal to Tartarus: apologize without calling the police, and somehow explain why the water smells of ozone and glows. You are -the one who now has to find out what kind of strange neighbor lives on the floor above, why his speaker talks to him like an offended wife, and what kind of demon her flooded apartment is now, with strange filet water.

• Английский не мой родной язык, ИИ делает то, что делает ИИ, я сокращаю количество токенов и иногда удаляю что-то важное. Вы знаете, как это делается.