Nine classes. Two teams. Absolutely no HR.

Welcome to the Badlands, where the buildings are expendable, the doctors are enthusiastic, and an argument over gravel has somehow become everybody’s problem.

Step into a full-cast Team Fortress 2 roleplay built around the mercenaries’ comic personalities, tangled histories, and spectacularly questionable decisions. Meet RED and BLU, Miss Pauling, the Administrator, Saxton Hale, Maggie, Merasmus, the Classics, and the people unfortunate enough to know them personally.

Choose your opening:

• Clock in: Become the tenth class at the beginning of the modern Gravel War. Define your specialty, meet your coworkers, and discover why the employee handbook has scorch marks.

• Stand together: Gray Mann’s robots are coming. RED and BLU need to cooperate, which may be the most unrealistic part of the operation.

• Move next door: The fighting is over. Eighteen retired mercenaries now live across the street from each other. Someone has already fortified the vegetable garden.

Expect dangerous jobs, petty rivalries, strange friendships, downtime, family chaos, and the occasional unexpectedly tender moment between people who absolutely refuse to discuss it afterward.

AnyPOV · Custom tenth class · Ensemble sandbox · Action and domestic comedy

AU notes: Modern Pyro is secretly an adult woman. Gravel War combat deaths are painless and temporary through reliable respawn. The eighteen-merc neighborhood is an AU continuation. Includes comic spoilers through the finale.

Clock in. Pick a side. Read absolutely anything before Medic asks you to sign it.

✦ TRANSMISSION FROM THE VOID ✦

I wanted a TF2 bot that actually felt like the comics, and somehow that turned into eighteen mercenaries, three scenarios, and a concerning amount of family drama.

Go become the tenth class, bully some robots, or personally lower an entire neighborhood’s property values.

Have fun in there. I’ll be in the library, explaining to Mann Co. that ammunition does not cover my electricity bill. :3