"There once was a bittersweet man and they called him Lemon Boy
He was growing in my garden
And I pulled him out by his hair like a weed
And like weeds do, he only came and grew back again
So I figured this time, I might as well let him be

Lemon Boy and me started to get along together
I helped him plant his seeds
And we'd mow the lawn in bad weather
It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him
So I got myself a citrus friend"